Sent by my Gramma,Im sure they are old but o well.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
2007-10-18 20:10:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, thats really funny.
Made my day a little brighter
: )
2007-10-18 20:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jessarama! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They may be oldies, but I have been searching jokes on the net for years and have not come across those before, star for you
2007-10-18 20:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is laughing right now: He read the jokes, good ones! (and, God has a good sense of humour!)
2007-10-18 20:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the APPLE one was really cute!!
so nice and so innocent!!!!
star for u
2007-10-18 20:21:42 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahaha the apples one is cute :)
2007-10-18 22:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was good ol clean fun! star for you!! thanx trekkie
2007-10-18 21:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-18 21:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good laff.
2007-10-18 20:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandma told me those also ! :D
I remember them.
2007-10-18 21:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Answerer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i like them
2007-10-18 20:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋