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1. Say prayers to you - all day if possible. The more prayers, the better
2. Kill all the others that don't believe as you do
3. Stone an Adultress
4. Convince all the other humans that the Earth is 4200 years old.
5. Pray for a miracle on sick relative even if though we have cures for it.
6. Sacrifice an animal.
7. Anything else?

2007-10-18 18:27:56 · 18 answers · asked by 1st Liberal 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Never, ever buy a gossip magazine or worship in any other way at the cult of personality.

Eat kindly

Breathe intentionally

Always seek the common ground

2007-10-18 18:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, if I were God...things would be very different because people COULDN'T kill each other or hurt each other, there would be an abundance of...things for survival, and basically the rules would be different:
1 Drop off all prayers at the "Comment Box"
2 Don't build gargantuan shelters for no good reason
3 Don't screw up the place I gave you by wanting to change things and make things faster and more efficient...I gave you the means to go fast enough by giving you geothermal, solar, hydroelectric, electromagnetic, and wind-powered electrical gear and you will use that to do whatever you want to do. You will not use antimatter and attempt to blow yourselves up.
4 Don't be stupid
5 If you decide to be stupid, I'll give you ONE warning by giving you some rocks that I wrote on with lightning because I though it would look cool, and if you screw up again, you'll be transported into outerspace to find another planet and reproduce on...Earth is too much fun to mess with and if I get bored I'll check back with you.

2007-10-18 19:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by PseudoSlySpyderGuyLied 3 · 1 0

since when did God's children become his subjects and slaves?

1. Since when are prayers for God?
2. Since when is murder viewed good in God's eyes?
3. Since when is sin a reason to kill?
4. Where did you hear that?
5. Why destroy someone's hopes even if you believe they have hope in a nonexistant being?
6. That was needed only before jesus himself died for us
7. You're an idiot who doesn't know his facts, and speaks on ignorance for sheer contradiction

2007-10-18 18:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1 3

whatever the actual God has aready said to do. He got it perfect the first time. if it aint broke dont fix it...but most of the world is not listening to the real God. so it doesn't matter if you change things people won't listen to you either.

2007-10-18 21:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by GARY R 3 · 1 0

i anticipate you mean that by good judgment we are able to comprehend or comprehend God. if that's the case then sure God is difficulty to good judgment. A being it is all-powerful isn't previous information by good judgment.

2016-12-18 11:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would like to see all all people everywhere to just get along with each other and it is a coming very soon

2007-10-18 18:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by mike hughes 52 5 · 2 0

To help others reach the position which I have attained.

2007-10-18 18:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would want them to live life to the fullest and grab every opportunity they could. If they fell short in this life then they could try again in the next.

2007-10-18 18:31:32 · answer #8 · answered by Y!A P0int5 Wh0r3 5 · 2 1

2,3,5,6 and 7 would be to prove Charles Darwin wrong. Which I will soon do.

2007-10-18 18:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Transforms into other objects just like in Transformers.

2007-10-18 18:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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