Guess they have shorter life spans too....
Please file all complaints with George Carlin
2007-10-18 16:56:11 · 10 answers · asked by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
C'Mon guys this is the joke section. Admit it, its funny as hell (wrong) but still funny.
2007-10-18 17:34:15 · update #1
Very funny !!
I am the word's tallest midget.
2007-10-18 17:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have actually known two in my life. Ms. Sanders, who was a lady who lived down the street from us, she was barely a foot tall and her upper body was so thick that she had to use a wheel chair. And a boy named Phillip (when I knew him he was 16) who was about 2 or 3 feet tall and very sweet. People who suffer from dwarfism do seem to have smaller life spans though.
2007-10-19 00:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please don't use the word "midget." It is a derogatory term and is disrespectful. I've watched Little People Big World and have learned that Little People are just like everyone else, they just do some things in a different way. So please don't push this onto George Carlin. Take it like a man, accept our fault, and learn from this experience.
2007-10-19 00:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
theres a show on TLC with midgets and the dad is old. i think its called little people big world or something. wouldnt that be hillarius to see a midget santa claus
2007-10-19 00:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no. never seen an old midget. maybe they turn into elves. I <3 CARLIN
2007-10-18 23:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes i have but why ar eyou asking they ar ejust luike every1 they can play bbal they just are better then regular pplz
2007-10-18 23:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tacky! Sorry!
2007-10-19 00:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no, why do u need 2 know? and if u r making fun of them, u should feel horrible because they r u just like everybody else!
2007-10-18 23:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
they are dwarfs!!!!!!!!!! giants are dwarfs with stilts!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-19 00:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you dumb?
2007-10-18 23:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋