A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, Sara, is Tony home?"
"No, Chris, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and after a few minutes, the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell -- a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 dollar bill on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "I've just got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2007-10-18 15:34:14 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....hmmmm....wonder if a rose adorned one of them...lol
2007-10-18 18:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmfao this was too funny
Tony paid the money he owed her husband and Tont got a fee peek at her breasts. Tony is a mart man lol he got over on both of them hahaha
10/10
starred
2007-10-18 18:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-07 04:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by earles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha so funny that is something that my hubby would do if he thought he would get away with lol...... but he knows better than to even try lol...... he can c mine morning noon or night for nothing x .... but if any one got a spare £200 i show u my **** lol x
2007-10-18 15:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by nightowl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny. He definitely left the money in her hands.
2007-10-18 16:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one Bro.
Take care
2007-10-19 02:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
beauties, have you seen them worth every cent of tony's money ha ha ha.
2007-10-19 06:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ffs mate, i told you never to tell anyone about that, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-19 03:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. I heard a bit of a dirtier version, though.
2007-10-18 15:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by threegooofs 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A GOOD ONE COME UP WITH SOME MORE
2007-10-19 19:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by billako 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-19 05:24:44 · answer #11 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋