Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
2007-10-18 14:23:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
2007-10-18 14:24:28 · update #1
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...
Did you hear about the cannibal boy that was 8 before he was 7?
hehehehe...
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
2007-10-18 14:26:13 · update #2
good 1's lol 10/10 x
2007-10-20 22:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 14:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great my friend. But maybe you can answer this question that's been bothering me for the longest time:} Is there another word for synonym?
2016-05-23 13:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard some before but still good have a star
2007-10-18 22:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha interesting to see what kind of jokes you will come up with on Halloween night if that is anything to go by. Thanks your on a roll today.
2007-10-18 21:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i only read the first ten tho
too many
2007-10-18 14:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of corny, but made me chuckle.
2007-10-18 14:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-10-18 14:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha hehehehehe
2007-10-18 21:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny good job
2007-10-18 14:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋