Okay, I had this on here before but not many people seen it cause I put it in the wrong category so here it goes....
There was this man and wife. The wife had been doing her laundry earlier that day. As they were getting ready for bed she was putting the last of her laundry away and held up a pair of her panites, the man said... Maybe if you would wash them in some slim fast they would shrink! The wife didn't think it was very funny, but she shrugged it off and left it alone. The next morning the man took a shower and went to his drawer to get some clean underwear and he started screaming and yelling... Honey, Honey, Hey i'm talking to you... The women walked in with a smerk on her face and ever so politely said"yes dear" The man said why is there holes and powder all in my underwear?!!!! The wife just looked at her husband and with a smile said.... That's not powders dear that's MIRACLE GROW!!!!!!!
If you think this is funny give me a star!!!
Have a great night!!!
2007-10-18 14:17:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you everyone for taking the time to read this!!!! have a great one ;>)
2007-10-19 01:27:10 · update #1
That is funny. Just told it to my husband .......... he didn't think it was that funny LOL
2007-10-18 14:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His big tummy is funny and the dog watching even more hilarious! His dancing was good for a beginner though.
2016-05-23 13:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 14:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. great. 9/10 and a star.
2007-10-18 14:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is a well deserved star.
2007-10-18 15:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is funny you should be a comedian you get a star
2007-10-18 14:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, its what the man gets!
2007-10-18 14:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ladiiღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute and really funny! Star for you!!!!!
2007-10-18 17:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by thinkpeace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
yeah not bad. gave you one too ;)
it took me a while to get it tho haha it's too early here.. its 9.30! ahhhh
good joke!
2007-10-18 14:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by zonda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! That's what he gets! *Star* for you.
2007-10-18 14:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋