An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
2007-10-18 13:54:58 · 26 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely hilarious. I actually laughed out loud! A star for you! Do you have anymore?
2007-10-18 14:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Fiona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Happy Halloween!
2007-10-18 21:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Halloween!!
2007-10-19 12:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥LAURA♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....u made my day , here's one for you
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
Chris answered "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.Mitchell answered "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.Alec replied "I read a book".
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S H I T"
CHeeRioS
2007-10-19 20:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-18 22:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Funny!!! Happy Halloween!!
2007-10-18 20:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. 10/10 and a star. happy halloween to you too :)
2007-10-18 21:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-18 22:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 21:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was really funny 10/10 happy holloween !!
2007-10-18 22:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋