WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!
It is better to drink wine and talk sh*t than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
2007-10-18 13:42:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your are in a funny mood as usual. Thanks for that. Is wine as sparkling as me? hehehe
2007-10-18 21:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-10-18 21:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wine does not go through the distillation process.
2007-10-18 22:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by AZ2CO 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for that public service announcement. That helps. A star for you! That was funny and informative.
2007-10-18 20:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I'm talking about!! Give me my wine!!! lol
2007-10-18 21:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 20:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
True iLikejokes.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Now where is my glass of wine, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-19 01:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that!!!! LOL
2007-10-19 00:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
2007-10-19 01:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋