Halloween Definitions
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer
Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any super model.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
2007-10-18 13:05:48 · 19 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They were all cute and made me smile!! Thanks for the smiles!!
2007-10-18 15:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are like, super cheesy, but they're actually king of funny! Did you make them up. If you did, then you're really good at writing jokes! But, I mean, there not like the funniest jokes I've ever heard, but they're pretty cute.
2007-10-18 13:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Most people make up non-funny Halloween jokes....but those are the best ones i've heard
2007-10-18 13:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by (*rolling down the hill<3*) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Ones have a star
2016-05-23 12:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are funny some aren't
2007-10-18 13:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the jack o lantern, bobbing apples and full mooon.
2007-10-18 13:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they are definatly cute, I would give them two thumbs up.
2007-10-18 13:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by theinquisitor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not laugh out loud funny but ha funny sorta funny
2007-10-18 13:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so so not special don't like the bit about jack o'lantern much
2007-10-18 15:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked the witch one and the pumpkin patch one :)
2007-10-18 13:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by ♠נυѕт ¢αℓℓ мє кιтту♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh. they're pretty good.
i like the "witch", "pumpkin patch", and "frankenstein"
the most.
very witty.
2007-10-18 13:11:12 · answer #11 · answered by andrew d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋