Two guys driving through Texas when they are pulled over by the highway patrol for speeding. The driver rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him across the face with his flashlight. 'Ow! what was that for' The patrolman replies 'In Texas, drivers have their licence and registration ready.
The patrolman writes the driver a ticket. The driver is about to roll up his window when the patrolman hits him again. 'Ow!, what the hell was that for?' In Texas, you say thank you when you get a ticket.' says the patrolman, who then walks round the car and taps on the passengers window. The passenger rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him over the head. The passenger yells, 'Ouch! why did you do that' The patrolman says, 'I'm making your wish come true.'
'What wish?' asks the passenger.
The patrolman replies 'Five yards down the road you would have said "I wish that son of a b*tch had tried that sh*t on me"
2007-10-18 12:35:03 · 11 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry f f going to bed and funnygirl, I live in Glasgow. Good night folks
2007-10-18 12:51:07 · update #1
Sort of smart.
Do you live in Tx?
2007-10-18 12:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha good one....you're on a roll tonight Brian - keep them coming.
2007-10-18 19:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good twist to a brilliant story.
2007-10-18 19:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nite mate, always finish on a high, good joke
starred
2007-10-18 19:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-19 04:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you didn't post such corny jokes.
2007-10-18 19:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Angell 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol....hahha dat is funny **
2007-10-18 19:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by the mrs:) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-18 19:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that funny.
2007-10-18 19:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-10-18 19:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by romosugah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋