A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery
2007-10-18 12:14:35 · 8 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Suuuuuuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrrrr funny, i am sending this to about 53 people in my address book and posting it as a bulliten on my myspace page. Love it!
2007-10-18 12:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Paddlepop.
He better make a very full recovery.
The wife is gonna expect some seriously hi-perfomance bed
room action from here on out,
NO BULL ! ! !
LMAO,
Regards,
Lenny.
2007-10-18 20:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Funny. I like the jokes with the medical conditions at the end of them. Who should I send roses to? lol!!!!
2007-10-18 21:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 19:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny i kinda feel sorry fo the husband
2007-10-18 19:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe....that was funny...especially liked the note...lol...you get a star!
2007-10-18 19:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol rotfl rotflmao lol i luvd it
2007-10-18 19:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-18 19:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋