Bush arrive in front of St Peter, worry of what might happen to him.
Looking around the waiting room, he noticed a lot of clocks. The
thing is, they all move time by 15 minutes a go. Under each clocks
there is the names of T.Blair, G.Brown, Sarcozi, and so on.......
Eh St Peter, what are those clocks for? he ask.
Each time a head of state does something stupid, his clock moves forward 15 minutes.
Oh great, say Bush smiling, mine is not on the wall.
Nope say St Peter, your's is in my office, I use it as a cooling fan !
2007-10-18 12:13:15 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was feeling blue,now I'm feeling good.Thnks
2007-10-18 12:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
did you know about
Roswell
As Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
This information may clear up a lot of questions. >
2007-10-18 12:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it truly is quasi-Biblical. Peter on the Pearly Gats comes an inference of two diverse New testomony passages. Revelations mentions that the gates of Heaven are produced from Pearl. Peter grew to become into entrusted with the keys of Heaven and Earth. the two passages are actually not compatable theologically yet in the path of the mind's eye of guy this theory has entered the popular mainstream, albeit a minimum of 1500 years in the past.
2016-10-13 03:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by leckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a * mate but Bush ain't going to Heaven Blair also
2007-10-18 12:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a similar joke but instead of Bush it's Hillary Clinton....Still funny though!
2007-10-18 12:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by romosugah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 12:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol heard that one diffenetly but this is still good so have a star.
2007-10-18 12:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i enjoyed tis 1 XD
2007-10-18 14:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol its hilarious!
2007-10-18 16:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Nicey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-20 05:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋