A blonde guy gets home early from work and he hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes donwstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams down the phone and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bast***," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!"
2007-10-18 12:06:31 · 7 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...i love blonde jokes...lol....you get a star!
2007-10-18 12:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 19:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-18 19:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHOOO you gave me a funy!
2007-10-18 19:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Distance Runner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a little funny
2007-10-18 19:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by n986621 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats is totally funny thanks for the laugh :<)
2007-10-18 19:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofllmaolol!!!!!
2007-10-18 19:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by vincent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋