7 Degrees of Blonde?

Question

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"



THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.

She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"


SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Answer 1

Good ones! lol

A blonde and an Irishman are in a pub when the blonde notices something strange about the wellies the Irishman is wearing.
She says, "Why does one of your wellies have an L written on it, while the other has an R?"
The Irishman says, "It helps me remember. The one with the L is my left boot and the one with the R is my right."
"Ah" says the blonde, "so that's why my knickers have got C&A on them." :(

Answer 2

Numbers one, three and six are new to me, the others have been posted on here within the last week.
Still worth a star for the three new ones though!

Answer 3

You have got to have a star for the Seventh Degree alone - well done Jim

Answer 4

Lmao I can see some natural blonde's being slow, but even woman that dye there hair blond get the dame was, slow. Does the hair dye seep into there brains...loved these...starred, keep em coming

Answer 5

OMG! those are hilarious im going to tell all my friends about those. You so deserve a star i was laughing out loud. lmfao hahahaha!!!! keep the jokes coming, keep the jokes coming.

Answer 6

Good ones

Answer 7

Cute-good ones!

Answer 8

thank you little Jim first one of the day very good have a star

Answer 9

A star.lol.10/10.brilliant.
those were pretty good.
thanks for sharing.

Answer 10

Hahahahhaaaa, stay at the top of the class jim...pmsl