A doctor is examining a young female patient, He applies his stethoscope and says 'Big breaths,' 'Yeth' replies the girl. 'And I'm thtill only thixtheen'
A man goes for a check up. The doctor says, 'I'm going to need a urine sample, a semen sample, a blood sample and a stool sample.'
The man replies, 'I'm in a hurry, can I just leave my underpants.'
A man goes to his doctor with a sprig of green sticking out of his bottom. 'Doctor, I think I have a lettuce growing out of my backside,' He says.
The doctor examines the greenery and says 'I'm afraid I have bad news - It's only the tip of the iceberg.'
2007-10-18 11:41:43 · 5 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For our friend across the pond - Brit have a lettuce call an iceberg
2007-10-18 11:58:57 · update #1
For our friend across the pond - Brits have a lettuce call an iceberg
2007-10-18 11:59:47 · update #2
For our friend across the pond - Brits have a lettuce called an iceberg
2007-10-18 11:59:57 · update #3
I was going to say that I would get it right in a moment but to hell with it
2007-10-18 12:02:19 · update #4
brill mate, keep it up
starred
2007-10-18 12:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn´t get the second one (how would a man have blood in his underwear?)
But the rest were great!
A star for you!
2007-10-18 12:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 12:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but i don't get the last one><
2007-10-18 11:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by ►bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you here, all got me chuckling, thanks
2007-10-18 23:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋