2007-10-18 11:37:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Playing cloud snooker.
2007-10-18 12:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Acai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not God. That's the thing. I do not have the right to judge God's actions. I am only human and I lack understanding of God's plans for the future. I would not be able to run the world if I was put in God's shoes.
2007-10-18 20:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by netbug009 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably be bashing people's heads together in the morning.
In the afternoon I'd go about cleaning up a bit of rubbish, and in the early evening I'd speak sternly to a few people who say they are killing people in my name.
After that I would settle down to a meal of halal/kosher goat and hope that tomorrow was going to be more peaceful.
Then I'd go to sleep and wonder what I'd done wrong. I thought the Garden of Eden was idyllic.
2007-10-18 19:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same ole' Thing:
sitting on The Throne, Running the Universe.
2007-10-18 20:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing different, everything is going just as He planed, it may not be to our likens, but He said "My thoughts, are not your thoughts". He is saying that there is a reason for the way somethings happens, and it has a purpose, that we can't understand. I made a mess out of my life, thank goodness, I'm not God. That is all I'm going to say on that matter.
2007-10-18 19:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smiting Yahoo Answers admins for not following my son's example, which would be to embrace ALL questions and answers
And smiting the stalkers on here too
2007-10-18 18:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tragic Tapas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bringing drought and pestilence to the world just because most of them don't beleive in me. It doesn't seem to be working though.
2007-10-18 18:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Adding another day to the weekend.
2007-10-18 18:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rewriting the Bible in limerick form.
2007-10-18 18:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's about time that I claimed Kylie... Sorry chaps.
2007-10-19 08:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by professor_perv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋