One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being
informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the
kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the
2007-10-18 11:06:36 · 12 answers · asked by romosugah 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?" The father replied
"From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
2007-10-18 11:07:01 · update #1
fingering?
2007-10-18 11:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 21:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats totally not the type of joke i thought it would be. eewww
2007-10-18 18:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
2007-10-18 18:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Distance Runner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-10-18 18:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, nasty but I liked it.
2007-10-18 18:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....not what i was expecting....gross but funny
2007-10-18 19:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disgusting.
2007-10-18 18:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWW omg that's freakin nasty ok!!
2007-10-18 18:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by slavka123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-18 18:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋