I was at the dentist today and he turned around and bent down to get something for my fillings out of a cabinet and farted in my face. What should I have said?
2007-10-18 10:56:05 · 35 answers · asked by Michelle T 1 in Health ➔ Dental
You can't say anything. You have that jet nozzle sucking every molecule of slobber out of your mouth. You may also be numb for whatever procedure you are there for. The words may form in your mouth, but nothing comes out until you're home, where you tell your family, "The dentist farted in my face today ! It smelled like dirty socks !!!!"
2007-10-18 11:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by Phillyfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. It is pretty unlikely he intended to do this, so I'd guess he was quite embarrassed. Saying anything would certainly make him feel worse.
Of course, if it happens again you should find a new dentist.
2007-10-18 11:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so do you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it was a fart or did he move/do something that sounded like it?
It happens in our office.... you may want to rethink it.
I would guess that if it was indeed the Doc getting rid of his chili-for-lunch, he would have apologized to you.
Dentists are human, too, you know.
2007-10-18 12:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by CDA~NY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confident I as quickly as grew to become into on an appointment the place a dentist farted and he grew to become into without postpone escorted away kicking and screaming like a 9 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous boy. incredibly unhappy that it is now categorised as " terrorism". might desire to be the sleek peas and mutton that makes them scent so foul. IDK
2016-10-13 02:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to give you 20% off the bill. Seriously. I would. And if he wont Id put all the info on the internet so he loses even more money than he would have if he gave a discount.
2007-10-18 10:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pardon
2007-10-18 10:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That stinks man. Do I get a discount or a spell on the laughing gas for that?
2007-10-18 10:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Mastah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kidding right? I'm sure it was a complete and total accident, and he was probably praying that you didn't hear it.
I would've acted like I didn't hear it and certainly would not have thought he did it intentionally, nor would I have said anything.
2007-10-18 11:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by beaches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 'excuse you'? If he doesn't apologize after saying that, then get up and walk out of there. Who know's where his hands have been if he has that little class.
2007-10-18 10:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by gaelicspawn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your character, are you mad about it?
Then you should have said something like, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
if you are a funny person, you could have said,
"whoah someone's having too much beans"
really depends on your character..
2007-10-18 10:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋