Well, there are a few things but a couple of more recent ones were from The Cat in the Tin Foil Hat who posted in Religion & Spirituality:
Question 1:
Do they Sing this Hymn in your Church?
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us
O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
Question 2
Was the first Easter a bit like "Weekend at Bernies"?
Oh, and the one where YOU asked if we could do a pre-emptive strike with a missile to heaven before Jesus came back for everyone (or something like that).
2007-10-18 11:13:59
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answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4
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I asked people what the funniest or dumbest question they had ever seen on Yahoo answers was, check it out, the answer that I choose as best answer was lol funny:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aur3JNi5GaYR69RxzIU2q9fty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070921200451AAq8U84
2007-10-18 11:34:52
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answer #2
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answered by Dr. Ray Langston 4
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There's too much to chose from - of course I love love LOVE your newsletters from Hell. Anything Deke says usually had me laughing so hard I'm gasping for air.
His answer here had me rolling:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al1PQMaVfuT7N7VgAPaC5Ibsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071016101302AAcWnzU
2007-10-19 03:18:40
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answered by Nea 5
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I think the funniest thing I ever did was in response to a question that went something like this, "Was Jesus a homeless person?". My answer was At least he didn't run out to wipe everyone's A$$ with a greasy rag, like today's homeless do on street corners.". I was of course referring to the alternate term for donkey (trying to remain in biblical prose form). It took about 5 minutes for that answer to be deleted, even though it WAS followed up with a totally serious answer for the REST of the answer. It seems that some folks have NO sense of humor, not even if it WAS accidental humor.
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-10-18 13:37:48
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answered by Raji the Green Witch 7
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The roams are consistently good both on the Q and the A side. I live to roam! Although, some SOB has been reporting everyone the last day or two or three. :-(
We need to come up with a password instead of roaming so that everyone knows its time. Perhaps post the game in another category that isn't monitored by prudes as much.
2007-10-18 11:36:35
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answered by Anonymous
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lol, urs is funny! i have a lot but this is pretty funny and its more recent:
An American visitor to a Monastery in Ireland, was being shown around by the abbot when a monk shouted out "64!"
All the other monks roared with laughter.
Another then called out "15!" - again much laughter.
"What's going on?" asked the visitor.
"They know each other's jokes inside out" said the abbot. "So rather than tell them each time, they've numbered them. If one calls out a number, they think of the joke and laugh. Have a go..."
The visitor called out "45!" and there was a small ripple of polite laughter.
"I'm afraid," said the abbot, "that's not very funny. Try again."
So the visitor called out "56!" and there was uproar.
"Must have been a good joke," he said.
"Good! it was hilarious, and we've never heard it before."
2007-10-18 11:03:02
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answer #6
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answered by Stacie 3
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I posted this question on my sisters account--
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=Apbd5O3_qNB_GIA8_SlqXrDWxQt.;_ylv=3?link=answer&qid=20071018145546AAK3AtQ
2007-10-18 11:24:11
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answer #7
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answered by Distance Runner 6
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I sent Chosen by Grace a REALLY nice email the other day. I started it out with "Hi Honey", then listed various treatments for psychotic episodes and then finished it with a nice big hug.
His reply was pretty lame considering what he's usually like and then his account got deleted and I couldn't play with him any more :(
2007-10-18 12:35:07
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answered by . 6
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lol, Angelina and Brad Pitt 8TM.
One of my contacts was making me laugh out loud with her antics a few months ago. Can't divulge details. Been thinking about those times just this week. Ah, the good old days.
She's been missed.
2007-10-18 15:25:57
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answer #9
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answered by Darth Cheney 7
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That is funny. You know I think when Brandon, THE NOLTE, Jack B and Socrates sparred over their love for each other and accused one of them of cheating with a dog...... you must remember that one or two day circus..... it was pretty hilarious.
2007-10-18 11:33:10
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answered by Yogini 6
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