Bibi & Ketje head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time (be home for the kids), they decide to play only 9 holes. Bibi said to Ketje," Let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." Ketje agrees and theymenjoy a great game.
After the 8th hole, Ketje is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts her ball into the rough on the 9th. " Help me find my ball; you look over there," she said to Bibi. After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a 4 point penalty, Ketje pulls a ball from her pocket and tosses it to the ground. " I've found my ball!" she announces triumphantly.
Bibi looks at her forlornly, " After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?"
" What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!"
" And a liar, too!" Bibi says with amazement. " I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last ten minutes!"
2007-10-18
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