After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
2007-10-18 09:50:28 · 14 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one! Star
2007-10-18 09:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another day, another day closer to getting my cast off!
2016-05-23 11:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 13:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh! Another oldie but goodie.
2007-10-18 11:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.
2007-10-18 09:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really worth laughing
2007-10-18 10:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by fuad_enjoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw... =D good for a chuckle! cheers!
2007-10-21 04:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! another good one. keep em coming.
2007-10-18 10:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u cant tell a good joke for ur life
2007-10-18 15:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-20 05:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋