A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
2007-10-18 09:25:47 · 10 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a star for you,
why he's not at the funeral?.hahaha.
2007-10-18 09:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Difficult choice to make...huh. Golf or sorrow!
2007-10-18 10:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 13:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh very good I'll have to remember that one.
2007-10-18 11:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chief8 there is no choice it is GOLF
2007-10-18 10:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh very good. hee hee
2007-10-18 09:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee very good
2007-10-18 09:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny!
2007-10-18 09:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's have some new ones, please!!
2007-10-18 11:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......nice................
2007-10-18 10:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋