A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
2007-10-18 09:21:29 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i needed that! than you!
2007-10-18 09:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by Miss R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-10-18 17:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 20:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats worth smiling, n a star for its decency
2007-10-18 16:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by fuad_enjoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny a star for you.
2007-10-18 16:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur getting better i read the other jokes first.
2007-10-18 22:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good like it.
2007-10-18 16:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by biker2girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha great one lol
2007-10-18 16:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! that a good one.
2007-10-18 16:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ellena :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant
2007-10-18 16:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋