One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
2007-10-18 09:10:22 · 14 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol didn't see that coming
2007-10-18 09:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-18 09:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice,very Nice.
2007-10-18 09:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 14:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had a really long day so that took me a minute to get. But thanks, that was funny & I needed it.
2007-10-18 09:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get these brilliant jokes from?
2007-10-18 09:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If at first you don't succeed, just keep sucking until you do suck seed.
2007-10-18 09:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke tonight!!!!
2007-10-18 10:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny.
2007-10-18 09:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eew...
That's disgusting.
and funny.
you get a star.
2007-10-20 05:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Music. Is. Pride. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋