What is something a REDNECK does?

Answer 1

votes for George W. Bush.

Answer 2

1. lives in an old beat up, graffiti decorated school bus
2. has a yard full of weeds, over grown grass, and old car and truck parts
3. lives down a 10 mile stretch of dirt road
4. lives 3-5 generations per bus or run down mobile home
5. has generations that have survived on welfare, medicaid, and food stamps
6. no teeth, holes in clothes, holes in shoes, no money,numerous kids in need of food/clothing, etc., but the adults have all got the name brand smokes and snuff
7. raids the dumpster bins thru out town for all the latest fashions
8. can't take a bath, because the truck's engine is being stored in the tub

Answer 3

Drink beer, watches "Girls Gone Wild" videos while relaxing in a hot tub, goes 4 wheeling and tears up family car, collects other cars and allows them to sit and rust away, has wife do the house work and cleaning while they supervise, takes kids out of school for the first week of hunting season.

Answer 4

If you want a real answer, and not a made up one based on something somebody passed down somewhere, ill give you one. Because your speaking to one.

We watch the sun set off of the west pasture when we are tending to the cattle and fixing fence with the radio playing in a Ford 250 pickup. We watch it and dream, stop working all together. The sunset tends to paint everything under it a goldish red color. Its very peaceful.

We always stop and pause when we walk into the kitchen after being outside working on, say.......... breaking the water pump free from ice so the horses can get water, and teh kitchen smells like HOMEMADE PIE!

On a Sat night I have been known to just about want to smile from ear to ear when I see Jack Scheere come walking up to the bonfire with a bottle of his homemade plum brandy.

We watch the fireworks just off of the north side of the farm around July 4 when Al sets them off after the cornfield 500. Man can he put together a great fireworks display! Wow.

We tend to pick up sick kittens from the barn and carry them into the house and do the best we can to nurse them. They have been known to set an alarm clock every other hour for such things.

They tend to be able to read the mind of an animal to a degree. Animals tend to seek them out when they need something. They work together alot and learn how each other feels. A redneck will take the time to pick up half rotten apples that are not any good for pies in the back yard and carry them over to the horses or pigs and feed them by hand and talk soft to them because he cares.

He will tend to know which song on the juke box bothers him, makes him kinda sad in a way yet sooths him. They tend to be a little soft inside. I tend to like "Love me if you can" by Toby Keith and "Im a Lucky Man". In other words rednicks tend to sit quietly and listen to the words of a country song and take them to heart because they understand them. They get a little emotional when they talk about war too. Mostly because dang near all of us have served at one point or another.

We sit around a bar and do things like pass around Arnolds hot chili peppers and his really good mixes of homemade sourkraut and mustard, passing a bag od pretzles around and we talk about everything.... and I mean everything.

We love life and when we dont it really bothers us. We will hit you back hard if you hit on our girl and justify it. There is no talking about stuff like that. You did it, you knew it, you got it coming. Its an unwritten rule.

We are loyal to the bone for the most part. Harldy any of us could tell you that we have too much money because its rare that we are too far above just meeting what we must. But when the chips are down we are loyal to the core to the things that matter. We are the guys who have fought the wars for generations, have got up and worked even when we were limping from yesterday because its the right thing to do, we are known to grab a six pack and talk about stuff sitting on a hay bail, petting a cat we call "Momma barn cat".... and in the end, on a good warm summer night, we end the day watching fire flies over the field across the road, numbers of them, like emeralds........... and we say to ourselves "Thats about as close to God as you can get."

So there you have it. Thats what a redneck does. Take care..............

Answer 5

Throws a peice of plywood over an engine block that will never get fixed and calls it a coffee table. And i have actually seen this in real life.

Answer 6

I are a redneck lol Okay how about scratch their butt in public.

Answer 7

You all come on down to Texas, and I`ll show you what rednecks do.LOL

Answer 8

Goes to family reunions looking for a date

Answer 9

Constantly carrying chickens trying to cross the road since they are confused and don't know why they are trying to get to the other side and he thinks confused chickens fry up tougher than tires!

I NEED SLEEP!

Answer 10

Puts monster tires on his pick up and there is a mouthful of teeth between his whole family combined.

Answer 11

marries Britney Spears!