2007-10-18 08:13:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
If your kitten has red eyes, and when it sleeps, it is hovering slightly off the ground, you know it's possesed.
2007-10-18 08:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by May 3 · 9⤊ 3⤋
All kittens are possessed by the devil. You must learn to find the angel inside. You are the boss and when he gets to wild for you. Put him in his carrier/cage for a time out. He will
soon learn you are the boss. A firm NO when he tries to climb
your leg. But the best weapon is a squirt gun or flower mister.
Most kitties don't like water squirted on them. And a quick
shot when they are real bad with a firm no is your answer. Never hit - just put them in timeout or squirt with water. After being left alone - they eventually get the message and are much nicer. If you catch them ripping the furniture - hit in the rear with the water!
2007-10-18 08:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by fsnail 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple....you should have asked the Kitten already before you shoot to us your Q. YOU KNOW ITS A KITTEN, KITTEN NEVER TELL A LIE, SPEAK THE TRUTH, LIKE A TOT, THEY ARE NOT YET CAPABLE TO TELL A LIE. YOU BE VERY POSSIBLE TO TELL A LIE, to protect yourself ...give the kitten a chance....then reward it for being honest to you. If the kitten says YES I am possessed NOW by the devil, then tell the KITTEN, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT KEEP IT OUR SECRET...
2007-10-18 09:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by johnny N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's hard for me imagine that this is a serious question. But if you really are worried about it, don't be. Kittens are silly little crazy balls of fur. What you are seeing is normal kitty fun. They may run through the house like a wild banshee and scream and jump and do what you think are devilish things but it's just a kitten having fun. Just remember....you have to look at this kitten as a kitten, not a furry little human. Cats don't act like humans, ok? Enjoy the silliness!!! She/he will run out of steam and fall asleep in your lap eventually.
2007-10-18 08:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by cestlavie44 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Devilish behavior is typical behavior for a kitten.
Enjoy your new kitten it is only being possessed by playfulness and rambunctiousness.
Possession by the devil is very rare, and generally occurs in movies that are full of special effects.
Best of luck and have a good day.
2007-10-18 08:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sue F 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Check its sleeping area for a red cape and a pitchfork. Then in the middle of the night creep downstairs and see if it is dancing on two legs inside a pentagram speaking in a strange tongue surrounded by the neighborhood pets. If they are barking and meowing and chirping along, not only is it possessed, they are plotting a takeover and make you their personal slaves never to escape their evil powers.
You will be under their spell and find them adorable forever and buy them new toys and keep their litter box clean.
What?! You do that already!
Then get yourself to a church. You've been bamboozled.
Happy Halloween!
2007-10-18 08:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by rulestheroostwithkindness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is how you check to see if your kitten is possessed by the devil... Heres what you do... You buy a Garlic Pickle Jar... And you put it in the fridge for 24h then you take the pickle out and you give it to the kitten now.. if the kitten eats all of the pickle it is 100% sure it is possesed by the devil.. But if he or she only licks it.. or dont pay attention to it.. No devil... Good Luck!
2007-10-18 08:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by shes.unknown 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Okay I have to make sure you are joking. We actually had a cat that a family memeber went to the house and the woman thought it was possessed and was seriously abusing it. SHe had lost her mind and thought the cat was satan just all of a sudden and it was in bad shape!!
You are joking correct.
2007-10-18 08:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you own the kitten, it is possessed by a fool, not the devil
2007-10-18 08:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Thats generic possibly you dont provide it adequate love or its ill..... attempt taking him to the vet tell the what hes achieved and doubtless hes ill or some thing..... to stay away from destroying furnishings get him a scratching pole. additionally attempt giving him some to play with and play with him extra often and supply him treats.... while he does some thing you dont like attempt dropping a splash water yet dont try this except its relatively undesirable..... wish I helped! :D
2016-10-04 02:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no cat or animal is possessed by the devil it is just not used to u and its new surrounding give it a month to get used to u you will thank me
2007-10-18 08:17:52 · answer #11 · answered by nitrofish3 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋