Is that all they're interested in? Why can't they like me for my brain or sense of humor?
I am SO SICK of feeling like a piece of meat on parade.
Seriously, is that what Jesus would do? I don't think so.
2007-10-18 07:41:33 · 55 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmmmm......yes, yes, I can see why, I was just picturing you in a pool of lime jello.........with me.......>:-)
2007-10-18 09:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I can understand your frustration. You explained it very well. I am 5'4" and I dated a guy that was a little over 6'6" . Besides the fact that he was a psycho, he likes shorter women because he liked to be dominant and controlling and he couldn't get that with tall women. I'm not saying all tall men are that way but I can understand what you meant by tall women intimidating them. I did always feel odd when we would be walking together. If you really like this guy that is shorter than you give him a chance. Maybe you will like him so much his height won't bother you anymore. Also this is so cliche but its true when you're not looking for love that's when it finds you.
2016-05-23 09:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i doubt that Jesus had the time or inlination to go round undressing men with His eyes. Seriously though, you could always try hanging out at the library for a more educated type of woman if you're that worried.
2007-10-18 07:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, you have a SERIOUS problem. First of all, didn't your dad tell you? All women are EVIL, much like the "succubus" of the famous South Park episode. They just want to suck the life out of us men. Second, you need to ugly it up a bit man. Try a diet of Cheetos, Pabst Blue Ribbon. and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for dessert. And no exercising. In fact, you may want to get one of those electric scooter/wheelchair things that old people often ride on. I mean, you have got to gain some weight! Trust me - once you have HUGE moobs (man boobs) the chicks will quit lookin' so much, and you can have your dignity back.
(Warning : the above advice may lead to heart disease, diabetes, poor circulation, even death. But what is the price of dignity?)
2007-10-18 07:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well, I don't know what you look like Joe, so that'd be kinda hard to do. And I DO like you for your brain and sense of humor, which is why I was rather bummed when I found out you're married and have a daughter. *sob sob sniff sniff*
2007-10-18 08:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kori spelled backwards is Irok 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could it be you have no brains or sense of humor and the women who "undress" you are vegans?
2007-10-18 07:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by david o 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Joe, Joe, Joe.... one day you'll look back on these lusty years and appreciate that you were a piece of meat. Why complain? Doesn't it leave you with more options, if you know what I'm sayin..... and if it's just with their eyes then you're not seeing the brilliant opportunities you have.
2007-10-18 07:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by Yogini 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Could jesus undress me with his eyes?
2007-10-18 08:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really...wish I had your bad luck!
Jesus hung with Mary M...actually, couldnt shake her. Maybe he DID have the same problem. I suppose hed be more like a piece of fish, though
2007-10-18 07:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Joe Joe Joe --- I LOVE your sense of humor -- I think you are HIGHLY intelligent!
Now -- how about that round house kick in the butt you have been wanting! tee hee
2007-10-18 15:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say that you're just trying to one-up Mel Gibson, but since there's a 'Jesus' in the vicinity of 'Mel Gibson' up there, by law I'd have to mention Jews or diamond mines.
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2007-10-18 07:45:48 · answer #11 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋