A rabbi, a hindu, and a lawyer stop at a farm one night. They ask for a place to stay. The farmer tells them he can put two up in the house but one will have to sleep in the barn. The hindu not wanting to be selfish offers to sleep in the barn, but is back in 5 mins. "I cannot sleep in the same building as a cow, they are sacred." So the rabbi offers next. He is bcak in 5 mins. also. "I cannot sleep in the same building as swine for they are unclean," he says. Grumpily the lawyer gets up muttering he'll sleep in the barn. About 15 mins. later the cow and pig are knocking on the door.
2007-10-18 05:32:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!!! starred!!! do you know why sharks dont attack lawyers when they swim in the ocean? (professional curtisy)
2007-10-18 05:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a doctor, a clergyman and a criminal professional are all pronounced as to a dying client's living house. the wealthy previous guy says to the criminal professional, the well being practitioner and Priest being witnesses, "i want to take all of it with me. i don't want me vulture relatives individuals to get a cent. Liquidate all my sources. that would desire to return to close to 3 million money. i want you each and every to hold a satchel with a million money in money interior.while the time includes fill interior the hollow, toss the satchels down after me." In due time, the previous guy dies. a lot to his relative's chagrin, his final request is venerated and the satchels are thrown into the grave. Later, the well being practitioner, criminal professional and priest are in a bar, hoisting a toast to their previous client. After a 2d's silence the priest says, "properly, now, boys, i comprehend that's unusual, yet i visit confess to you, particularly than any other way around. With my orphanage desiring a sparkling roof, I purely could not toss all that money away. I confess I took out adequate to re-roof the orphanage." The well being practitioner says, "i'm so happy you pronounced that. I felt an identical way and took out adequate money to fund my loose clinich for a 300 and sixty 5 days." The rfile and Priest seem with fairly success on the criminal professional, however the criminal professional is insensed! He says, "i will't belive which you 2, off certainly all and sundry tampered with a guy's dying want. If this is not sacrosanct, what's? i will have you ever comprehend that on the backside of that grave, interior my satchel is my own examine for the finished million..."
2016-11-08 20:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-18 06:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like most of the lawyers that I know.
2007-10-18 05:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly a question is it??
But it had me laughing
I told my Attorney "isn't it a shame that just 99% of Attorneys, give the rest a bad name?"
He agreed with me
2007-10-18 05:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by Master U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny
2007-10-18 05:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ye thats a gud un lol
2007-10-18 05:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to read it twice to get it but that is funny! tee-hee!
2007-10-18 05:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nay.♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool dude
2007-10-18 11:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
preaty funny
2007-10-18 15:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋