A Guy and girl meet at the bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They Party all night, and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed and gets under the covers, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of the bathroom.
The guy walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on. He reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a magic marker and hands it to her.
She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? Are you some kinda pervert?"
He looks at her, drops his shorts and smiles kinda sexy.
She smiles, her eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his johnson which hangs more that halfway to his knees.
He breaks her spell by saying, "Your gonna have to draw a line somewhere, baby."
2007-10-18 05:28:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, good one hun, SKYBLUECARP, you get a penile reduction, and the wedding is off, GOT IT
have a star
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2007-10-18 06:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-10-18 05:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like Cena
2016-05-23 08:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...freakin hilarious..thanx 4 da laugh
2007-10-18 05:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ch! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never expected him to say that. Nice joke.
2007-10-18 05:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by kitsumiti 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaaa...lucky b*stard....pmsl
2007-10-18 14:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha l can relate to that
pmsl starred
anyone know anywhere that carries out penile reduction surgery
2007-10-18 05:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was freakin awsome
2007-10-18 06:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lousy pun, but good joke purely because of its unexpectedness...
2007-10-18 05:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who's told?
is nothing a secret on here?
2007-10-18 06:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋