Joke: Marital Secrets
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the fast 5 years?"
"Honey, let me explain.."
"Why, you sneaky b'stard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -"
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids?"
2007-10-18 05:24:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kids names were gherkin, courgette & baby marrow.
love that 1 bb x
2007-10-18 06:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-10-18 06:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by freestyler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I've seen this joke before but everytime I see it, I forget the ending...too funny!
2007-10-18 05:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Nay.♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, nice one honey...lol
2007-10-18 14:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, bet the mailman is in hiding now, probably under witness protection, pmsl hun,
have a star
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2007-10-18 08:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke and very original! I give you a star!
2007-10-18 05:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by kitsumiti 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-10-18 05:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw this joke before and it IS funny!
2007-10-18 05:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love this one! I laughed so much when i read this! LOL
2007-10-18 05:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Cara 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie.
Funny!
2007-10-18 05:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋