The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
2007-10-18 05:22:51 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha! Awesome joke. Very original. Did you make this up by yourself?
2007-10-18 05:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by kitsumiti 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the first impression I get from an American (not just one but many encounters that I've had with them): ignorant, obese, rude, racist (depending on which part of the US you go to... for example: hick towns) and uneducated. And they also have an attitude towards Canada and Canadians and other countries, for example "and this place called Canada". Typically American. Some of them don't know where to find certain countries on a map!!! Not all of them are like this though!! There are some nice Americans but they have such unhealthy diets!
2016-05-23 08:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ingenious joke
2007-10-18 05:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anymore?
2007-10-18 09:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by mycorollababy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, hi Jake Love Ya. jo xx
2007-10-18 05:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
one of the best political jokes i had heard! great...
2007-10-18 05:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool dude
2007-10-18 11:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA...too funny!!!
2007-10-18 05:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by Smokefaninla 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-10-18 05:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's sweet!!
2007-10-18 05:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋