I did an internet search for Jesus'?

Question

most frequently used weapons and came up with magic lasers, magic ninja swords, a trained attack rottweiler named Marco, and Dan Quizenberry throwing 95mph fastballs, he also has an M-16A, x-ray vision, a really bad case of halitosis, and gives out blankets infected with smallpox to his enemies.

Did anyone else know that? Why don't x-tian missionaries tell us about it? I would've joined years ago!!!!!

Answer 1

That is pretty cool. But I'm shocked it didn't at least turn up a little porn. You did say weapon after all.

Answer 2

2 Points

Answer 3

You had me hooked until the halitosis. Why did you have to sully the Savior's good name that way?

Answer 4

Today i gave the answer of the Question that was about jesus..i am pasting the whole text of my answer here..i hope linez written below will help you to know about Jesus according to two religions (Islam & Christianity)
..."Islamic perspective
In Islam, Jesus (Arabic: عيسى, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's most beloved and important prophets, a bringer of divine scripture, a worker of miracles, and the Messiah. According to the Islamic view point, Jesus was a highly honorable Prophet of God. Jesus is not considered to be God or associate of God. (verses 4:172 5:75 19:30
)Islamic belief about the Prophethood of Jesus is referred in the Quranic Verse 4:171..All the Messengers were bestowed with special powers(moujazaat) by Almighty God..so people of their society easily can recognize them that they are the true messengers.the powers(or moujazaat) of jesus that are mentioned in Quran are(that i know):
1...Annunciation (Qur'an 3:45-51, 19:16-26)
2...Cured a leper
4...Raised Lazarus
5...Healed the blind beggar
6...Made birds of clay and brought them to life
7...Walked on water (mentioned in hadith)
8...when he will be sent back on earth..he will kill Dajal(one eyed man)...and would release the people from his prison.
According to Islamic teachings..He was not killed but taken to the heaven alive..he will be sent back on the earth..and right now living in heaven he is not allwoed to use his powers by Almighty God.

Christian perspective
Christians predominantly believe that Jesus is God incarnate, who came to provide salvation and reconciliation with God. Nontrinitarian Christians profess various other interpretations regarding his divinity.Other Christian beliefs include Jesus' Virgin Birth, performance of miracles, fulfillment of biblical prophecy, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming.
According to the canonical Gospels, Jesus worked many miracles in the course of his ministry, which may be categorized into cures, exorcisms, dominion over nature, three instances of raising the dead, and various others. To many Christians, the miracles represent actual historical events, while Liberal Christians may consider these stories to be figurative.Critical scholars generally concede that empirical methods are unable to determine if a genuine miracle is historical, considering the issue theological or philosophical.
But the list of miracles that are mentioned according to luka, matti, Murkas,Yohana
can be seen while clicking on the following link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracles_of_Jesus#List_of_miracles_attributed_to_Jesus_in_various_sources
If You wanna ask any questions about jesus in Islamic perspective, you may ask your question at the fourms of following website:
http://www.drzakirnaik.com/
i am dead sure..you will be answered
God BlesS You BrO :-)

Answer 5

Such a complete waste of your 3 points.......or 5 or whatever it is now.

All you need to do is ask God for forgiveness and accept Christ into your heart & life. Then you'll find Him no problem.

Answer 6

really? must have been the bad case of halitosis that peaked your interest.

Answer 7

I have said a prayer for you that God may show himself to you.
May God Bless you!!

Answer 8

I often find atheist’s rants boring, but that was good.

Answer 9

Maybe you should have added Christ in there too.

Answer 10

That is utterly hilarious...