I've hardly been out lately, so tell me...?

Question

Has Jerry Falwell risen from the grave yet?

Answer 1

On the third day, he rose from the dead. He ascended into heaven and discovered that Madalyn Murray O'Hair was running the place. His soul could not endure the logical conundrums this caused and it evaporated.

Answer 2

His spirit went to be with the Lord at the moment of death. His glorified body will arise with the rest of us at the rapture.

There is so much good in the worst of us
And there is so much bad in the best of us,
That it does not behoove any of us,
To criticize the rest of us.