tell me your funniest limericks?

Answer 1

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly", said the flea.
So they flew through the flaw in the flue.

Answer 2

Everybody's probably heard this one...

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

Lolzzzz.

Answer 3

there once was a man from Gosham who took out his bollox to wash him his wife said jack if you dont put them back il stand on the bastards and squash em!!