One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
2007-10-18 02:15:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmmm. i'm not so sure, theres something fishy about this one.............
2007-10-18 02:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did that disgusting pervert know? Funny just the same.
p.s dont you just loive the smell of *****!!!!?
2007-10-18 11:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most worthwhile star I've ever given. You really have made me laugh. Brill !!!!!!!! xx
2007-10-18 09:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is brilliant I haven't laughed at a joke like that in awhile
2007-10-18 09:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny. it means he actually smelt the p***y.lol nice joke. star for u
2007-10-18 10:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
thats funny
2007-10-18 09:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by misstwinkz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!!! Didn't see that one coming. Funny!!!
2007-10-18 09:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Love it! x Have a star!
2007-10-18 09:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by Loo-loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant,not heard that one before lmfao.have a star.
2007-10-18 09:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a fact,lol
2007-10-18 09:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilsrious i heard it thi it just gets funnier
2007-10-18 09:25:24 · answer #11 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋