A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?” he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. “Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues…”Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years”.
“I remember that too”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says… “I would have been free from today!”
2007-10-18 01:13:41 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He should be entitled to parole, at least!! good one JJ
2007-10-18 13:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In each and every of the years i grew to become into married, one situation I discovered the no longer easy way grew to become into.....there are 3 dates a guy shouldn't in any respect, ever forget approximately.....Anniversary, mom's Day and Her Birthday!!!! forget approximately any of those and ur slumbering on the settee.
2016-10-13 01:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaaaa, it's a life sentence jim....but i'm glad i got mine....25 years last week foor me and the missus.
2007-10-18 01:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy anniversary!
2007-10-18 01:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha He got a life sentence for that one
I'm glad it him not me on that!!!!
very good there Jim here is a star
2007-10-18 12:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-18 01:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry skybluecarp, i'm still waiting for you, pmsl hun, another great joke
have a star
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2007-10-18 05:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhh a golden oldie....memories.....pmsl
2007-10-18 03:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, come on... get some new ones... this one's been around like forever....
2007-10-18 01:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always plead not guilty!
2007-10-18 01:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by thrag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋