and all I felt was indigestion.Does this sound familiar?
2007-10-17 23:47:00 · 14 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like when I was baptised. Lots of brothers and sisters asked me what I felt and the only honest answer I could give was 'wet'!
2007-10-17 23:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you were trying to be funny or what; but I'll tell you this: accepting Jesus as your saviour is a serious decision; Many have this misconception that there's some sort of "Jesus magic" that will change you instantly and fill your life with rainbows and cupcakes. IT WON'T. However, taking this step will allow you to be receptive to the Holy Spirit, who will sanctify (set you apart with a purpose to consecrate)you and help you follow Jesus' teachings.
I say, read your Bible, find a good congregation with good, sound theology and pray. As for the indigestion, get some zantac.
2007-10-18 00:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by PassionateZephyr 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's because his father is the worlds worst murderer in all of Earths history:
 · Great Flood: Killed nearly every mammal on the planet
 · 10 Deadly Plagues: Tortured Millions of people in a slow and agonizing death
 · Killed all of the first born cute babies in Egypt because they exercised their right to free will. (which is it, free will or not!!!)
 · Killed 100,000 soldiers in the red sea. (talk about not taking sides)
 · Talks through a burning bush. (this may be your source of indigestion)
Add> for the jerk that said you failed anatomy: "heart burn" is often used to describe indigestion.
2007-10-17 23:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HOW DARE YOU!
But as a christian its my duty to forgive you, and pray that one day you will realise the beauty of letting Jesus Christ in to your life.
I love the Jesus, especially with some carrots and white wine :D
2007-10-17 23:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Going to church the morning after drinking too much sure gives me sweaty palms and a dizzy feeling....on top of the hangover.
2007-10-17 23:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Chickenfarmer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes.....tooo familiar....with the emphasis on the liar of the word.....doesn't work does it?
2007-10-18 01:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-10-18 00:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Acai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, what you actually did was ask Satan into your stomach. Stick to five-a-day, keep off the curries and Big Macs, and things should improve.
Even more, if you commit your life to Christ.
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2007-10-18 00:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by miller 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
think you maybe did something wrong lol unless "jesus" is a new kind of curry i havent heard of!!
2007-10-17 23:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by girlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it does!
2007-10-17 23:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋