A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. At the appropriate moment following the eulogy, as his friends and colleagues watched, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a Gynecologist."
That's when the Proctologist fainted.
2007-10-17 23:21:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! My dad is a cardiologist and he laughed out loud. Thanks for giving us both a nice day. :)
2007-10-17 23:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-18 06:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am reading this in the college library and chuckling to myself as the rest of the students think I am a fool. HEHEHE!
Take star
2007-10-18 06:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by the16th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 06:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-10-18 08:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny... kudos!!!
But I already heard that somewhere. Don't stare, I'm not suspecting you.
2007-10-18 06:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by Sound brain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that very much have a star
2007-10-18 13:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.10.very funny indeed.thanks.
2007-10-18 09:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha very good, made me laugh.
2007-10-18 07:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, i am such a dumb blond (guys could be dumb blonds also). I don't get the joke lol. please, someone explain to me?
2007-10-18 17:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋