Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming,
"Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'".
Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded,
"Who the hell ARE you?".
Too that the Missus replied,
"I'm the divil ya' damned old fool".
To which Flaherty remarked,
"Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer sister."
2007-10-17 23:17:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From one Irish girl to another. Thanks for another cracker. lmao.
2007-10-18 02:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-17 23:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Haha!
2007-10-17 23:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Athena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 23:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! HA!
A real loud laugh.
Take a star matey!
2007-10-17 23:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by the16th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha very good, made me laugh. Another star
2007-10-18 00:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-10-18 01:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that very much have a star
2007-10-18 06:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-17 23:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats too hilarious.
2007-10-18 05:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-17 23:19:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋