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George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'm
going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves!!"
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of
rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day."
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
lying on the floor. His arms were staked over his head. His legs
staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky. She
was doing what she was famous for.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while. Finally he
said, "Yeah, I can handle that."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!!!"

2007-10-17 22:59:56 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

lol,lol,lol.1010.
that was very good.
i did see it coming but still enjoyed it till the end.
thanks for posting.

2007-10-17 23:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

I thought George Bush was a devil.

2007-10-17 23:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

good 1 lmao 10/10 x

2007-10-17 23:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a great President and an honerable guy who has secure this u . s . and saved the economic gadget progressively becoming for the previous 8 years different than for the previous few months wich have been led to via evil over-regulating liberal democrats.

2016-10-04 02:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I've heard it before, But not with bush. BUT It is much better this way. LOL, LOVED IT!!!.

2007-10-18 02:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-17 23:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1 1

Is there room for an appeal?
































lol.

2007-10-17 23:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 1 1

Yep, they're one and the same!

2007-10-17 23:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by dotell 3 · 1 0

Really funny! =)

2007-10-17 23:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LMAO!! YOU DESERVE A STAR!!!

2007-10-17 23:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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