An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed
2007-10-17 22:39:21 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jake----ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha love it, laughing out loud now babe, hahahahahahaha, love Jo xx
2007-10-18 05:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the event that they're friendly, it must be which you're psychic and there are spirits attempting to communicate with you. in the event that they're telling you to do undesirable issues, then you extremely could could desire to work out a doctor. you have an imbalance. it must be hormonal or an alergic reaction that could reason hallucinations. the will arises to seek for a superb medium who can locate out what is going on...and get a 2d opinion. Take care!
2016-10-07 03:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-17 23:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 23:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bad bad God, hehe
2007-10-17 23:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by Theta40 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
I can't believe God said that.......................really?.
Thanks Jake that was excellant and thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-17 22:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-17 22:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by mummy to 3 miracles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hA!
2007-10-17 23:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋