Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.
The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man.
"When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest.
"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either..."
2007-10-17 22:37:05 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol, you've got me on the floor with that one! lol lol, you should do stand up!
2007-10-17 22:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer to this Lil story is very very plain. If u love your wife so much that u cant resist here in the grocery store, then three cheers for u., and find another church to go to or start your own,LOL.
2007-10-18 05:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by buttercup 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-18 06:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Best one yet I've read tonight!
2007-10-18 05:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Potentate 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10 brilliant, fantastic.
what do you expect.......
they are young and healthy......
it's normal.
thanks for that lol and for posting.
2007-10-18 05:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha that is Awesome
2007-10-18 05:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao love it
2007-10-18 05:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by mummy to 3 miracles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.........and the car wash, the city hall, central park, the gas station, ................
.....and lol.
2007-10-18 05:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋