Nice Machine....?

Question

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste time," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Target. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs five pounds...... a lot quicker and better than a doctor".
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Target. He
deposits five dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the Urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer
ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to Target, eager to check what will happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better....and thank you for shopping at Target.

Answer 1

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i wonder if this is the very best one out of the lot.
i really enjoyed it.
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and thanks for sharing.

Answer 2

very gd pmsl 10/10 x

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

lmao brilliant