During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should
be institutionalized?".
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
2007-10-17 21:10:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks it is very funny! Best one yet I've read tonight!
2007-10-17 22:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Potentate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you're supposed to make tea and drink it since there's a teaspoon and a teacup.
2007-10-17 21:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by greenwhite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I picked the teaspoon. The plug had no string. I am now being considered for release
2007-10-17 21:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Me ill make a cup of tea out from the tub and give it to the doctor before ill release the plug.
2007-10-17 21:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by orange 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still think the teaspoon is more appropriate.
Patience is a virtue.
Good things come to those who wait.
2007-10-17 21:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by skeeter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....thanks for the early morning pleaser.
2007-10-17 21:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. I thought drinking it was the right answer.
2007-10-17 21:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by fisherking 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat me. Reserve one bed for me, too.
2007-10-18 19:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love that one ta for the giggle :)
2007-10-17 22:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by sharipoos22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe...that's brilliant...I think that asylum would be very full....I'll have the bed next to the window please :-D
2007-10-17 21:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Cerridwen G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very good
2007-10-17 21:52:27 · answer #11 · answered by loza500 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋