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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder." The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."

2007-10-17 21:01:13 · 9 answers · asked by Dollypants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hehehe... cool

2007-10-17 22:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0 0

hi: there are 2 way you're able to try this: the least confusing is to get here products: a protractor, a bite of long string, a something for a weight, a clinical Calculator with trig applications, and a tape degree and a pal to assist study the measurement of the protractor . ok. Use the tape degree, and degree 10 ft from the flagpole, tie one end of the string with the burden and tie the different to the middle of the protractor, on the ten foot mark on the floor enable the weighted end of the string fall in the direction of floor ( yet no longer touching the floor itself ) Now with the flat end of the protractor ( from one end of it to the different) sight the magnificent the flagpole and once you do; have your pal study off the perspective made by skill of the weighted end of the string and the around component of the protractor . Write that perspective down and use the clinical calculator and do here: enter your perspective and hit the Tan(x) button and multiply it by skill of 10 , Your flagpole top would be the respond in ft any incorrect way is to apply a everyday 12" ruler and bypass any distance faraway from the flagpole and postpone your ruler at eye point and discover some handy merchandise ( including a construction outcropping or wall) ( in this reason a wall) placed the 0 end of the ruler on it and discover out how far away the flagpole is faraway from the 0 end of the ruler by skill of examining the marking off the ruler . Write this fee down (i will call it A) . utilising an identical element as in the past tilt the ruler and discover what marks on the rule of thumb touch the magnificent of the flagpole write this fee down ( i will call it C). Now use a tape degree, degree the gap from that element ( in this reason the wall) to the flagpole, Write it down ( i will call it D) ok do here : enter the a value, sq. it; write it down or save it in the calulator memory. then enter the C fee, sq. it, then subtact the C fee with the a value in memory or what the squared fee you wrote for it grew to become into (or C^2- A^2) . press the " = " key than press the sq. root key or press the "^" key and enter .5 and press the " = " key. write down the respond ( i will call it B) enter the B fee and divided it by skill of the C fee, press the " = " key and multiply it by skill of the D fee, press the " = " key and you may desire to have your flagpole top desire this facilitates

2016-10-13 01:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by olmeda 4 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-10-17 23:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Is Mick a blonde too? I guess not. He wouldn't criticize himself.. Good one.. lol...

2007-10-17 21:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by greenwhite 4 · 0 0

hahahahaha

2007-10-17 22:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha funny

2007-10-18 07:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 1

lol

2007-10-17 22:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

ha ha!!!

2007-10-17 21:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by eweisz 1 · 0 0

funny ;-)

2007-10-17 21:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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