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You must have my name tatooed on your penis.
He says, "Okay, no problem!"
So he has her name, "Wendy" tatooed on his penis. But when he doesn't have an erection you can only see the "W" and the "Y"
They go to a nude beach in Jamaica on their honeymoon.
A big nude Jamaican comes by selling sunglasses and he too has a "W" and a "Y" tatooed on his penis. The husband immediately becomes agitated and asks the Jamaican, "Hey! Does that say "Wendy" on your penis when you get an erection?"
"Oh, no mon," says the Jamaican, "That says, 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A NICE DAY"

2007-10-17 20:12:49 · 15 answers · asked by Dom 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

That was the first and last time I sold sun Glasses on that beach.
Later that day I was hired by durex as a model.

2007-10-17 21:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! Jesus is their "superb secret" that they simply won't be able to comprehend and resolve! Jesus (The be conscious) became right into a messenger which the JWs ought to get perplexed with "angellos", those non secular creatures, yet they seem to forget approximately adult males could nicely be messengers purely as nicely as angels, and Jesus became into "the be conscious became flesh and dwelt between us"! different messengers are no longer "the know God", as that one specific call became into given to purely one guy or woman who has the precise comparable nature as God! This precise nature isn't a non secular creature, for this reason He can purely be God!

2016-12-18 10:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by borucki 4 · 0 0

good one, thanks

Okay, I'm editing this (24 hours or so later). Just wanted to let you know, I told this joke several times today and everyone I told it to laughed their butts off. Thanks again.

2007-10-17 20:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 0 0

I don't know where you got this joke,but it was hilarious,come on,people laugh ,it was funny.

2007-10-17 21:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by dennispaulson42 2 · 0 0

That was fabulous. I couldn't stop laughing.

2007-10-17 20:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 0

obviously

2007-10-17 20:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by bumblemancan 2 · 0 0

good joke i never heard this one before!!!

2007-10-17 20:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by knobulation 3 · 0 0

brovo

2007-10-17 20:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 0 0

roflmfao

2007-10-17 20:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol...gross funny xDD

2007-10-17 20:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by asdf. 4 · 0 0

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