A guy takes his parrot to a priest and says " I dont know what to do with my parrot everytime i bring a lady friend home he starts squawking and cussing." so the priest says let me take him I'll teach him some respect." so the guy leaves the parrot there. the next day the parrot starts cussing and the priest tells him "everytime you swear I'm gonna pull a feather from your head." well eventually the parrot is compleatly bald but has stopped swearing.so finally sunday arrives and church is about to start. so the priest tells the parrot "as I let the nice people in you seat them lady's to the left and men to the right". so he sets the parrot on a perch at the front of the church and the people start to come in and the parrot starts"rawk Lady's to the left men to the right rawk! ladys to the left and mento the right " and then a bald gentlemen enters the church. so the parrot continues"Rawk! lady's to the left and men to the right Rawk and you you bald head F*cker you get up here with me.
2007-10-17 19:09:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.................... my stomach hurts...... its reallyy funny..............
2007-10-17 20:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by bhavesh n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-18 02:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE. FUNNY
thanks for the joke
2007-10-18 02:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a good one!!!
2007-10-18 02:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
really funny
:D
2007-10-18 02:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Heero Yuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-18 16:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by [F]rEeEk[K] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋