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Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.

Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.

When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your butt!

2007-10-17 18:52:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

LMSUIAO been there done that and it's not pleasant waking up with a wet bum, you just never know how it happened. LOL

2007-10-17 22:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1 0

Excellent.

2007-10-17 19:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Got a Star for that one girl

2007-10-17 19:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

Haha. funny LoL

2007-10-17 19:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

zzZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzz!!!! wot a load of rubbish!!!!! for my area i do no longer scream any of the above... and if that's all you have heard.. i propose that ya attempt a diverse form of girls human beings! : )

2016-10-04 01:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Is that what they call a bit of the craic,
nice1

2007-10-17 21:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one 10/10 lmao

2007-10-17 19:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0 0

really loved this one well funny have a star

2007-10-17 20:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very good star award

2007-10-17 19:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good morning best i have heard today xx lol

2007-10-18 00:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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