Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station in Cork during his tour of Ireland.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you young fella!"
As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would dey be for then?" enquires the Irish man.
"They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Jaysus," says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting!"
2007-10-17 18:08:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol
2007-10-17 18:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-10-18 11:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that one too!
2007-10-17 18:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
roflol:):) That is so funny! Thanks for a good laugh to get my morning off to a good start!
Thanks
Rags37:):)
2007-10-18 03:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Just, Lol.
2007-10-17 18:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o yes thay do!star for you!
2007-10-18 11:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2007-10-18 19:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-17 20:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great!!!
2007-10-18 06:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHA LMAO
2007-10-17 19:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by sports_chick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋