There's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invectives that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets VERY quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
2007-10-17 16:19:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!! wow i would be SO amused to have a parrot like that!
2007-10-18 13:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great. That's the first time I have heard it too. Have a star.
2007-10-17 17:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good, I didn't get it at first but then I realized that he was in the freezer.
Good one, mate.
2007-10-17 16:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Wendy D.V.M. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is probably one of the best jokes I ever heard, my stomach hurts from laughing!
Would you read this?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AljZaP6DtPbduWjunROWBEDty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071017003444AAoygEr
2007-10-17 18:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahaaha! Good one.
2007-10-17 16:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah....hillarious heres a star
2007-10-17 16:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by albaholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he saw the frosen chicken and tought that was another old pet
2007-10-17 16:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahah
2007-10-19 07:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-10-17 16:54:55 · answer #9 · answered by nkfunkster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that gave me a laugh ........ loved it ... ^_^
2007-10-18 23:07:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋